“3.14% of sailors are PIrates.” ZING!

Hamster feels betrayed from r/WatchPeopleDieInside

Dear God,

My owner has once again made me question why I go on existing. My cheeks are unstuffed … barren … Am I in hell? Will I ever know happiness? If you love me how could you let this happen? I guess there is no God … Oh look my owner appears to be giving me food again!! I love you God!!!

….

Damn you God!

That’s disgusting & slightly genius

A post shared by The Funny Introvert (@thefunnyintrovert) on Mar 11, 2018 at 11:39am PDT

It’s like ice .. but with a SMACK of ham!

I think I’d just quit from r/funny

It took mah jerrrrb!!!

What a cute little turtle!

I don’t know this girl … but she needed to be taught a lesson.

A review that is almost better than any movie from r/funny

I haven’t seen this movie and now I don’t want to. I ask for very little!

Kisses & Skittles!!! Xoxo