Hot dudes beating the crap out of each other as they recklessly plummet towards earth. That’s all you need to know about full contact skydiving, the latest in extreme sports that combines the discipline of mixed martial arts with the intensity of skydiving. “You need to pull your chute by 4,000 feet,” explains yummy idiot Urijah Faber, “And there’s no tampering with equipment (UH, I WOULD HOPE NOT – editor)” but everything else is on the table. Head butting, kicking… eye gouging? You kind of need to watch this. You’re going to both highly aroused and completely horrified. I mean: WHO DISCOVERED THIS SPORT? HOW DID IT COME INTO BEING? Such a weird world. (via The DW)
If they were REAL MEN, though, they’d do it WITHOUT the parachutes.
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