Get Your 26-Pound Edible Gummy Python in Time for Halloween!

Step aside, “King Size” Snicker bar. This eight-foot-long snake snack weighs nearly 27 pounds, packs a walloping 36,720 calories (that’s 18.36 days of an adult’s recommended daily allowance), and consists of over 12 pounds of sugar. It feeds you + 305 of your closest friends, and is available in two flavor combinations: Red Cherry & Blue Raspberry and Blue Raspberry & Green Apple. Yum! Get gummy python today for just $149.99! Available at Vat19.

Boasting incredible details including intricate eyes, extensive and blended coloring, ridged coils, and thousands of individually carved scales, the Party Python will steal the show at any party. It took months of painstaking work for the designer to hand-carve the overwhelming number of intricate details on the Party Python. It’s almost a shame to eat this thing. Almost.

Frequently Asked Questions From the Gummy Python Creators at Vat19

Question: How long will it last?

Answer: The Party Python enjoys a year-long shelf life! Our only suggestion is to keep it out of direct sunlight and extreme heat.

Question: Is it kosher, halal, or vegetarian?

Answer: No. The gelatin is from a pork source.

Question: If I ate the entire Party Python in one sitting, will I die?

Answer: Probably. Well, actually, you probably couldn’t ingest 26-pounds of candy. If you could, your stomach would probably burst. Long before that, however, you would be vomiting like a fraternity pledge during new student week. Remember, the Party Python is designed to be shared!

Question: Don’t you think this is a bit absurd for a piece of candy?

Answer: You must be new to our website. You need to check out this, this, this, this, this, and this. Oh, and this. While we’re at it, check out this. It’s not candy, but it is absurdly large.

Question: Which is a better center piece? This or the Party Bear?

Answer: I suppose that depends on what type of party you’re having. Perhaps the Party Bear is more appropriate for formal affairs as it also doubles as a serving bowl. The Party Python performs no such double duty. It’s all about the business of being ridiculously large and extremely tasty.

Question: Does it actually taste good?

Answer: The Party Python, like all of our delicious gummy, tastes amazing. It is hand made in the USA by a small candy company that prides itself on quality. I’ve personally visited their operation and it, like the taste of their gummy, is top-notch. These confectioners really care about what they do.

Question: It’s expensive. What should I do?

Answer: Think of the Party Python like a Lamborghini. Sure, a Datsun will get you from A to B, but wouldn’t you rather show up at the party in the Lambo? Exactly.

We know you can toss out a bowl of regular sized gummies at your next party, but imagine the look on your guests’ faces when you unveil the Party Python. I mean… it’s a 26-pound piece of candy! Don’t over-think it. Just buy, buy, buy! There is zero possibility of regret when it comes to the Party Python.

In other giant food-related news: This giant green macaroon (below) was the second place prize in the recent Sumo Senshuraku tournament in Japan.The enormous dessert was prepared by acclaimed French pastry chef Pierre Hermé, and is the second time a large macaron has been awarded as a prize in the sumo tournament.