Another day, another looney story coming out of Florida about a deranged Flakka user.
A man in Melbourne, Florida – high on the new synthetic drug and calling himself God – attacked a police officer when he was discovered having sex with a tree. HA!
ClickOrlando.com reports that Kenneth Crowder, 41, was arrested Friday after witnesses reported a naked man running through their neighborhood, and performing a sexual act on a tree.
The officer used his Taser twice to subdue him, but both times the suspect continued to fight while pulling the probes out of his body. (Flakka, remember, gives its users “superhuman strength”)
Crowder allegedly punched the cop and then tried to stab him WITH THE OFFICER’S OWN BADGE! (What a visual!) When the officer punched Crowder, the suspect referred to himself as “Thor,” the Miami Herald reports.
I really gotta get me some of this shit. (via HuffPo)
See previous Flakka stories here and here.
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