So Henry Cavill gave an interview to ShortList, and was asked whether he wears “budgie smugglers” or “swimming shorts.” Now, in order to appreciate his answer, we need a little context: A “budgie smuggler” is British slang for Speedos. Budgies, of course, being a type of parakeet. So when asked if he wore Budgie smugglers or swimming shorts he jokingly answered: “Definitely, definitely swimming shorts. For me, it’d be more like a parrot smugglers. A Macaw or something. Perhaps a large bird of prey. Bald eagle. There you go.”
Aaaaaand I just died. Plop. On the floor. Massive hemorrhage. Bleeding from the brain. Help me, Mommy.
Here he is talking about the time his clothes literally ripped. “At the end of Man of Steel, I had a suit tailored for the Immortals premiere. At that stage, I was at my very leanest. It was just after shooting my shirtless scenes. At the very end of the movie, I put that suit on again for a photoshoot we were doing and I ripped the seams, the inside seams, just because my thighs were that much bigger.”
Again. Dead. WHATTA MAN!
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