Attention Broadway Babies! This week on RuPaul’s Drag Race, our queens got their Patti LuPone on as they staged “Shade: The Rusical!” Let’s recap… “Add ‘em up, Bobby! Add ‘em up!”
Our fair ladyboys went for it this week… Singing! Dancing! They could have pranced all night! Some were “Dreamgirls”… Some weren’t. But all in all, I was living for this musical remix of Phantom meets Rent meets Cats meets 42nd Street meets… Dreamgirls! And yes, for this week’s Extra Lap Recap I felt the need to dress up. IT’S OPENING NIGHT, after all!
Also, look for glam appearances in the episode from the legendary Sheryl Lee Ralph, contemporary trans icon and musical genius Our Lady J, the ever-cute and talented Lucian Piane (Ru’s music producer) and watch to see if our queenly music veterans (Aussie Idol alum Courtney Act, American Idol vet Adore Delano!) defy gravity… Or are they losing their minds?
SPOILER ALERT: I’m gonna tell you who shuffles off to Buffalo in this recap too, so if you haven’t watched the full episode, get to LogoTV.com now. See you at Joe Allen’s after! And all that jazz…
Also, watch and find out which queen gets a loving parental message in Untucked, which queen doesn’t understand fart jokes, and which queen just needs to suck on a big fat cork! Don’t you just love theatre people???
Watch Now: RuPaul’s Drag Race, Extra Lap Recap with John Polly – Season 6, Episode 3: Scream Queens!
This week, the queens were finally all competing together and it was a massacre, Mary. Officially! Yes… Not since Paris Hilton got slayed in House of Wax has it been so much fun watching gals get their scream on! And the icing on this demented devil’s food cheesecake: Guest judges Lena Headey (aka Game of Thrones’ HBIC Cersei) and thriller movie legend, her fierceness Linda Blair! #AllPeaSoupAllShade (I stole that from Sharon Needles).
Enjoy the recap! Get into my Elvira T-shirt! Get into my extra-special guest Colby Keller and his WoWie-Award-winning blog (NSFW)! Goodness knows he’s worth screaming about! Rowwwrrrr! And sadly, say goodbye to the fierce eliminated queen who didn’t survive this week’s bloodbath. SPOILER ALERT: If you’ve not seen the episode yet, get over to LogoTV.com and spook it. NOW!
Also, expect more fun Colby Keller hijinks here this week. We’ve got a special #JohnPollySays interview coming at you, soon!
RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 6, Episode 2 – RuPaul’s Big Opening, Part 2
Oh, squirrelfriends… Last week as feathers and shade were flying, we watched a gorgeous Aussie liven up the party, and we saw a whole lot of Joslyn Fox‘s bushy little tail. And since we’re on the subject of ladies’ nether regions, aren’t you glad to know that Khloe Kardashian has a large and in-charge cooter? Hurrah!!!
Anyway… Please enjoy last week’s recap shenanigans. And look out for special cameos by Drag Race alumni Morgan McMichaels and Jade Jolie! And in case you’re new to this gig: There will be SPOILERS! So, if you’ve not yet watched last week’s party-hearty episode, please go do that first at LogoTV.com.
And just for laughs, here’s shot of me, Morgan and Jade inhaling toxic bird feathers in the studio. GACK.
If you need me, I’ll be breathing heavily in my cow mask. (Watch the recap; it’ll make sense.) Or you can just follow me via @JohnPollySays. Moooooo!
RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 6, Episode 1 – RuPaul’s Big Opening, Part 1
So, what did you think of last week’s premiere episode? Did you like getting to know the first 7 queens? Are you ready for tonight’s SECOND premiere? Do you agree that two big openings are better than one?