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The Queen Reportedly Demands Meghan Take Six Months of Duchess Lessons

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A six-month course in royal protocol to teach the new Duchess of Sussex how to behave like a Duchess of Sussex OUGHT to behave has begun at Kensington Palace. Scuttlebutt around the castle has it that the Queen reportedly selected one of her senior aides, Samantha Cohen – known in royal circles as Samantha the Panther (which probably rhymes if you say it with a fusty old British accent) – to movie into the palace to “whip Meghan into royal shape.”

via Cosmo:

“It will be six months of listening. She is seeking out advice from a range of people. She is going to proceed with humility,” a source says. “It is not going to be quiet, though. It is going to be a very busy office. She has worked every day of her life. She is used to a demanding schedule.”

Meghan, you might recall, was just this week seen sporting PANTY HOSE (!!!!) to Charles’ birthday party, so apparently she already WELL ON HER WAY to mending her hussy ways. Soon it will be all fascinators, two-inch heels, and weighted topcoats for the once carefree young woman. SAD!

(Photo: Pacific Coast News)


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