“They mostly come out at night. Mostly.” – Alien
Would buy. 10/10 from r/funny
Kings 3:16: “Two prostitutes came before the king.”
When depression sets in but you still gotta be cute from r/funny
YAS child on the left shantay you STAY!
I feel like this has a little something for everyone from r/funny
I’d probably believe this headline if it was a black dog.
PENIS!
She got roofied. (WoW has turned me into a pun factory).