“If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.”
“What is this foreign object you’re inserting into my mouth?” ―Cat
WTF?!?
My dog is dignified. My wife’s dog, doesn’t know the meaning of the word. from r/funny
Hello Clarice …
It’s me in the morning! I really am an otter, daddy!
the Best in Show/Waiting For Guffman crossover preview.
“On that day he fought 6…maybe 7 babies…totally nude…and saved the town” from r/funny
IN 1793, THIS FLACCID MAN FOUGHT OFF A HOARD OF ZOMBIE BABIES TO SAVE THE HUMAN RACE. In a world full of fake news … Why not give ourselves this as well?
Love you mean it! Xoxoxo
