“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.” -Mark Twain
So much awe!!
Let me seduce that guy over there from r/WatchPeopleDieInside
To be honest I wish I had as much confidence as her. She was really living for herself.
Whenever anyone advises you to try the first and most obvious solution to a problem from r/funny
Me when my boss asks what I’m working on. “Does it matter? I’m adorable!”
Throw out the wafers and get me a spoon!
It’s okay to fall. Just get up. Look SICKENING! And make them EAT IT!