I don’t know where we stand on the Biebs anymore. Have we forgiven him for the douchiness of 2013-14 (re: the egg incident, the pee-in-the-bucket incident etc etc). Did the nudes mitigate all the bad karma? Or is he still an entitled little prick? You decide. Meanwhile: Here’s a grainy video of Justin in a store window, putting on a show for the paparazzi – doing a slooooow twerk… just grinding up on the store counter for everyone to see… with his tighty-whiteys riding high and his ass-crack oh-so-slightly visible… You like that? You think that’s hot? Yeah you do, You want more. You dirty birdy. Yeah, you’re a dirty birdy, aren’t you?
Watch out, Big Freedia. Justin’s coming for your gig.