Happy Easter, Christians! Your Lord and Savior is a cross-dressing woman with a weird Daddy fetish!
Professor Tat-Siong Benny Lieu of the Jesuit-run College of the Holy Cross has come out with a new theory that has Christians flopping on the ground in fits of apoplexy. The chair of New Testament Studies has a rather unique take on the Scripture, suggesting that Jesus Christ was actually a drag king who had a masochistic sexual relation with her own Father. (Yes, that would be God).
In the Gospel of St John, [his] constant references to Jesus wanting water, giving water, and leaking water “speak to Jesus’ gender indeterminacy and hence his cross-dressing and other queer desires,” Liew contends.
Reading everything through the lens of gender, Professor Liew finds sex in the most unlikely places in the life of Jesus. The episode of Jesus washing the apostles’ feet at the Last Supper, for example, is “suggestive,” like “a literary striptease,” and “even seductive,” because it “shows and withholds at the same time,” he claims.
Whew! Is it getting a little steamy in here?
Even more scandalous,
Liew eroticizes Jesus’ relationship to his disciples and even to God the Father, proposing that “Jesus himself needs others to cum with the Father.”
This eroticization can be found in Liew’s interpretation of Christ’s passion and crucifixion as well, which Christians solemnly commemorate during Holy Week.
“What I am suggesting is that, when Jesus’ body is being penetrated, his thoughts are on his Father. He is, in other words, imagining his passion experience as a (masochistic?) sexual relation with his own Father,” Liew has written.
Sure! Why not?
I found this story on Breitbart, of all places, and if you want a giggle, check out the comment section in which triggered Right Wingnuts are losing their damn minds and condemning Professor Lieu to eternal Hellfire for his blasphemous allegations. Even more funny? They use a picture of Conchita Wurst to illustrate the article. LOVE IT!