Pardon me while I throw up in my mouth a little bit.
Breaking news today that Danity Kane star Aubrey O’Day and chinless wonder Donald Trump Jr had an affair back in 20011 while the two were filming the Celebrity Apprentice together.
Sources say that O’Day only agreed to the relationship because Don Jr told her that he and wife Vanessa were in the process of separating (although in reality, she was pregnant with their fourth child at the time).
via Daily Mail:
‘Apparently, the 40-year-old was very aggressive in pursuing the former Danity Kane artist – telling Aubrey he loved her and that he wanted to be with her.’
A second source claimed that it was Don Jr’s father who had to eventually step in and tell his son to ‘knock it off,’ encouraging him to return to his wife Vanessa.
That would be the future Presdent Trump, who had previously been cheating on HIS pregnant wife with porn star Stormy Daniels…
So… I guess he knew what he was talking about?
The Page Six report also reveals that sources told them O’Day was very much in love with Don Jr and never after his money.
She also never received any money from him to keep quiet according to those same sources.
She did, however, write a song about their affair. Its called “DJT” (a very sneaky – *rolls eyes* – anagram for DTJ)
via Page Six:
The sultry track features a phone call between O’Day and an unnamed man — presumably someone posing as the titular “DJT” — in which the man breaks the news that he’s leaving her to return to his former life.
“I thought it was forever at the time, but maybe I was lying to myself,” the man says.
“You want to believe that everything with me was a lie? A fantasy? And you want to go back and live in the life that you had — have — forever?” O’Day replies.
“I’ll always want you and I’ll always wonder about it, but it doesn’t matter because I have to stay here,” he says before adding he’s “torn between two worlds.”
These people. I swear.
(Photos: MediaPunch and Pacific Coast News)