Sometimes…. I just don’t know….
These damn puppet news reports can just go off the rails…
Today we have a story that is not for the squeamish or easily poo-triggered. A drug dealer in the UK was pulled over by police, and before they could discover his stash of coke and heroin, he quickly swallowed the baggies. He was consequently hauled off to jail where authorities commenced a #PooWatch to retrieve the contraband.
… And they’re still waiting….
Watch our crack team of puppet anchors weigh in on the story, below.
And read the full story at the source.