“My goal this weekend is to move … Just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.”

When you sit thinking you’re too poor to quit your job and too old for getting a sugar daddy so you have to work

I was…too late [OC] from funny

This is exactly why I started eating my soup on a plate

For proper shifting, extend the pinkie

The Fast & the FABULOUS!

he said the poopie with such gracefulness.

Must be a defective cat from funny

yup this cat is defective send him back. Have a super duper weekend everyone!